I was finishing a bag of chips, and neared the end of the bag, and made the choice to then dump the remaining crumbs into my mouth. No matter how many chips you have just eaten, whether it is the whole bag or just two or three, there is perhaps no more slovenly way that you can finish it than literally pouring food into your face. As I have said before, I always feel a need to reconsider where I am in my life whenever I find myself dumping chip bits into my food hole.
Right after that, my cat jumped up on my lap and started happily kneading on my belly, as if to emphasize my doughy physique.
Thanks, cat. I get it. I need to lose some of the weight.
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